Super Mom vs. the Laundry Giant
Ladies and Gentlemen!! I’m your host, Jay Frisbee. Welcome to the Washer Dome Arena! We have an exciting match for you today. Two fierce competitors go head to head for a chance to win the title of Champion.
Appearing in this corner, we have Super Mom! She is rough and tough and doesn’t give up. Even when she’s tired, she somehow finds extra strength resources to keep pushing on!
Her opponent, in this corner, Laundry Giant. He is dirty and stinky and never stops growing! A formidable adversary, indeed!
Our contestant are shaking hands, now heading back to their respective corners. (Ding!) There’s the bell! The fight is on!
Super Mom has the odds stack against her; the Laundry Giant has morphed into a huge, insurmountable pile.
Look at that! With lightning speed, Super Mom is separating the piles into loads – she is matching colors and textures, a denim pile, a load of darks, a load of whites. Ladies and Gentlemen, Super Mom is quick!
Oh no! Laundry Giant attacks with an overflowing hamper! Just when Super Mom has the laundry sorted, a giant pile of mixed colors is stacking up. She may need to wash two loads to get that back down. What is she going to do?
Super Mom calls Laundry Giant’s bluff by sifting through the pile and pulling out several clean items that have been stuffed into the hamper by “Mistake”. Was it really a mistake or are Super Mom’s offspring trying to help Laundry Giant win?
And he is really on his game today. The Giant retaliates with a load of wet towels. We are talking towels that have been dropped in front of the bathtub and used to soak up all the water that splashed out when the kids played Tidal Wave. These are combined with several days-old dish towels and dish rags. Oooo-wheee! Those dishrags smell musty too! What is Super Mom going to do about this?
She combats it with a capful of bleach and a washing machine full of hot soapy water. Super Mom really knows how to take on those nasty towels! She goes a step further by folding a basket of jeans freeing up space for another load of wash to go in. Is the Laundry Giant licked?
No! He attempts a final thrust! Out of nowhere he comes up with a load of pajamas and three sets of dirty sheets! He’s pulling the early morning trick of starting off the day with a pile of unwashed linen. How low-down can Laundry Giant get?
Super Mom counters by setting the dryer for only 50 minutes! She knows sheets don’t need a full hour to dry. She has shaved time off of her day, thereby allowing her to leave room for one final load before she has to rush out the door to get the kids to school on time!
Ladies and Gentlemen! We have a winner! In spite of Laundry Giant’s vicious attack, Super Mom continues to overcome with her clear-headedness and nimble agility! She's our Champion of the Day!
Super Mom, you are our super hero! Congratulations! Everyone give her a round of applause!
This is your host, Jay Frisbee, signing off! Join us next time when Super Mom must face off with a Sink Full of Dirty Dishes!
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